Animal Jokes
How To Wash The Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in...
View ArticleAnt Jokes * Clean Children Humour
Who ever knew there were jokes about ants. Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! Who was the most...
View ArticleShort funny one liner jokes! Read and laugh!
Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England? A. Yes, it comes after the third of July! Q. How many birthdays does the average man have? A. 1 Just one! Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? A. 12,...
View ArticleJokes you don’t want to crack to a stewardess
“Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..” “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?” “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?”...
View ArticleYou’re Old When * Joke
You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks...
View ArticleFarmer Jokes * Funny
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone...
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What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck. A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when...
View ArticleTop Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
You get winded from knocking on the door. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. You ask for high fiber candy only. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and...
View ArticleHOUSES TO AVOID AT HALLOWEEN
* Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole. * Any house made of food. * Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement. * Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop...
View ArticleGhost Jokes for kids and not only!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? .A: Dayscare centers. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A: Boo boos. Q: What does a...
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